有哪些搞笑的中式英語

We two who and who ？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿

How are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你

You don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不 鳥我，我也 不 鳥你

You me you me 彼此彼此 You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站??！

Know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知 …

American Chinese not enough 美中不足

Watch sister 表妹

Heart flower angry open 心花怒放

Go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯(cuò)過

If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年 25 。

You have two down son 。你有兩下子。

As far as you go to die 有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)??！ ！ ！

I give you face you don’’t wanna face 給你臉你不要臉。